Slipper Socks

[lululuvsol]

I am currently wearing some slippers my mom got me for Christmas. My mom is as strange as I am sometimes, but my mom is sometimes strange in a more oblivious way...this is from a lady who went to Spencer's around Halloween time in the early 90's and was trying on masks and says "look guys!" and myself and father and brother turn around to see my mom sporting a condom head mask and we all go "OMG" and turn and walk away from her right away, mortified...heh. Simply put, she had no idea what it was, but she had it on her head. She's funny.

So, for Christmas she got me some slipper socks. These are very weird slipper socks though.





Umm...is it just me or does this resemble a blow-up doll or something? This looks really way more perverted than it should, especially as a Christmas gift from my mom. But they're funny as hell.

They look slightly less disturbing when being worn...




So yeah.

Comments

[a-good-storm.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I love them.

[enna.livejournal.com]

I know, they are disturbingly great.

[trampili.livejournal.com]

Yes, definitely a blow-up doll.

You're gonna hate me for saying this... but it is only less disturbing if you don't think of your legs as two big cocks. LOL

[enna.livejournal.com]

Haha! I was thinking the same thing. Really...the only reason it's slightly less disturbing is the mouths stop looking like mouths, but if you still see them as mouths, then yes, my legs only make it worse.

[cavorite.livejournal.com]

fantastic.

[theal8r.livejournal.com]

your mom rules.

I will never look at legs quite the same way...

[enna.livejournal.com]

haha! Word.

[lorelei.livejournal.com]

hah!!!! Those are uh.. yeah! hahaha, and no.. not just you. They totally have blow up doll face going on!

[etiolate.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're supposed to put feet in them?

[enna.livejournal.com]

No, they're really trout cozies.

[kenzie.livejournal.com]

But - see, when you put them on, to me - it looks like two faces vomiting out legs. To tad, though, it looks like smiles instead of noses...

So, to me, it's MORE disturbing when they're on.

[enna.livejournal.com]

I can see that.

[verucagonff.livejournal.com]

Those are great!

Today I saw a Kleenex storage box sculpted like a face. The tissues came out of the nose. Brilliant.

[enna.livejournal.com]

Oh I've seen those before, they're great!

[lee-a-b.livejournal.com]

It looks like someone stuffing their fist in their mouth.

[wickedshimmer.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD! I burst out laughing when I saw this. This is so funny. I would love to have those socks just to have this story. lol

LOL omg I wanna know you just so I can make jokes about those socks while you're wearing them. So awesome! lol

her hair rocks, btw.